不知道從哪時開始，我發現我每一個月都會有一天 Bad Luck Day.
在那天，不同的不幸事件會發生！
有些時候是東西不見了，
有些時候是工作上犯錯了，
亦有些時候是跟家人和朋友吵架。
我嘗試過避免 Bad Luck Day 的發生，
可是每次的那些不幸都是突如其來的！
每一次都只可以慨嘆，
“那一天又來了吧．．．”
跟朋友吐苦水是唯一令自己感覺好一點的方法。
在英國的時候無意中發現了一個叫 FML: Your everyday life stories 的網站，
FML 其實是 Fuck My Life 的簡寫，
網站是一個給世界各地的人分享當天發生的不如意事，
每篇的 entry 都會以 FML 作結。
網站的讀者在看過 entries 後還可以選擇評語，
“I agree, your life sucks" 或是 “You deserved it."．．．
以下是一些 entries :
Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend won $1,000 in a photography contest. With a photo I took. FML
Today, I was awoken by my wife, once again. It seems that whenever I stop snoring, she thinks I died so she has to wake me to make sure I'm still living. She does this almost every night, every hour. FML
Today, my husband left his laptop logged in to a chat site after leaving for work. Curious, I read some of the logs, and discovered he has been posing as a woman and holding filthy conversations with "hot teen lesbians" for the past several months. FML
Today, with the cost of craft supplies that ended in a DIY fail, then a costume and overnight shipping, I have now spent $90 to obtain a $10 hat and vest for my daughter to play a cow in the school Christmas play. She will say "Moo" three times with 5 other cows before leaving the stage. FML
Today, with the cost of craft supplies that ended in a DIY fail, then a costume and overnight shipping, I have now spent $90 to obtain a $10 hat and vest for my daughter to play a cow in the school Christmas play. She will say "Moo" three times with 5 other cows before leaving the stage. FML
自己的 bad luck 只是小事吧！
看完某些 entries 是會笑出來的，
We are so bad !
http://www.fmylife.com/
文: Jayme Fung
Jayme Fung: Recently finished her Visual Arts degree at the Hong Kong Baptist University, focusing on the things she loves at this moment. Updating her street fashion blog, drawing illustration, working on interesting graphic design projects...
